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“Subconsciously, evolution said that it is better to have a share of a rich man, than to have a poor man all to yourself…”

Psychology Teacher

However, cheating is emotionally destroying so if anyone has the balls to cheat then have the balls to take the consequences!

Psychology teacher: If you ever see a child dissecting small animals... beware... they grow up to be psychopaths or potential killers!

Class: *awkward silence*

Student: Cool!

Class: *looks at student*

Class: *backs away slowly*

reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare

reading aloud: *chokes on spit*